每日一笑（1.7）
Vice-president
A man who had just been promoted to vice-president boasted so much about it to his wife that she finally retorted, “Vice-presidents are a dozen a dime. Why, in the supermarket they even have a vice-president in charge of prunes.”Furious, the husband phoned the supermarket in the expectation of refuting his wife. He asked to speak to the vice-president in charge of prunes. “Which kind?” was the reply. “Fresh or dried?”
副總裁
剛被提升為副總裁的丈夫向妻子大吹大擂，妻子終于反駁道：“副總裁一毛錢買一打。你看超級市場里甚至有一名負責李子的副總裁呢?！?br /> 惱怒的丈夫立即給超級市場打電話，準備駁斥妻子。他要求與負責李子的副總裁通話。
“管哪方面的？”對方答道?！磅r貨還是干貨？”
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