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Your Honor，“began the defense attorney，”my client has been characterized as an incorrigible bank robber，without a single socially redeeming feature. I intend to disprove that.“
“And how will you accomplish this？”the judge inquired.“By proving beyond a shadow of a doubt，”replied the lawyer，“that the note my client handed the teller was on recycled paper.”
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