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        外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹219:腦筋急轉彎(中英)

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        A psychiatrist’s secretary walked into his study and said, "There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he's invisible.” The psychiatrist responded, "Tell him I can't see him.”

        一位精神學醫師的秘書走進他的書房,對他說:“有一位先生在候客廳,他想要見您,并聲稱自己是隱形人。”醫師回答道:“告訴他,我看不見他。”
         


         


         

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