看笑話學英語20:I Am Acting Like a Lady我要表現得象位女士
聽笑話學英語:I am acting like a lady我要表現得象位女士
One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece.
一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位看起來很高貴的中年男子想給太太買一件。
But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then， with head lowered and arms flailing， he plowed through the crowed.
但是不久他就發現自己被瘋狂的女人們擠得不成樣子了。 他盡力忍耐著。后來，他低下頭，猛烈地舞動著手臂擠過人群。
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Cant you act like a gentleman?" "Listen，" he said， "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour.
“你干嘛？”有人在尖叫，“你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？” “聽著，”他說，“我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。
From now on， I am acting like a lady."
從現在起，我要表現得象位女士。”
英語單詞學習：
1 plow
vi. [農機] 犁；耕地；破浪前進；開路
vt. [農機] 犁；耕；開路
n. [農機] 犁；似犁的工具；北斗七星
eg:He teamed one horse and one cow to a plow.
他把一匹馬和一頭牛套在犁上。
短語
Plow back [金融] 再投資 ; [金融] 盈余再投資 ; [金融] 把再投資 ; 以利潤再投資
plow steel [材] 犁鋼
trailed plow [農機] 牽引式犁
furrow plow 鏵式犁 ; 鏵犁
plow colter 犁刀
moldboard plow 鏵式犁
capstan plow 挖溝機
plow into 干勁十足地投入
fire plow 太平犁 ; [林] 防火犁
2 thrill
n. 激動；震顫；緊張
vt. 使…顫動；使…緊張；使…感到興奮或激動
vi. 顫抖；感到興奮；感到緊張
eg:I can remember the thrill of not knowing what I would get on Christmas morning.
我記得，在不知道圣誕節早上會收到何種禮物時自己的激動心情。
短語
liver thrill 震顫 ; 肝震顫
Thrill Digger 興奮挖掘者
aortic thrill 主動脈瓣震顫
Racing Thrill 競速快感
diastolic thrill 舒張期震顫
A thrill 悸動
thrill vt 激動
Joop Thrill 祖蓓激情
Thrill Pass 單日票
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