爆笑英語幽默笑話精選19：An Abstract Drawing幅抽象畫（英漢雙語笑話）
19. An Abstract Drawing
19.一幅抽象畫
One day in a drawing class，the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.
一天美術課上，老師要同學們畫一幅抽象畫。
After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but saw nothing，only a piece of white paper.
一會兒工夫，一個小男孩交了他的作品。老師看了看。可上面什么也沒有，只不過是一張白紙。
“What did you draw”said the teacher.
“你畫的是什么呀?”老師說。
“A cow eats grass.”the boy answered.
“牛吃草。”孩子答道。
“Where is the grass2”
“草呢?”
“The cow has eaten it up.”replied the boy.
“牛把草吃光了。”孩子說。
“Well，but where is the cowl”the teacher asked again.
“那么，牛到哪去了?”老師又問。
“It ate up the grass and then went away to drink water.”
“吃完草，牛便喝水去了。”
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