爆笑英語幽默笑話80：Roommates Are A Bit Strange室友都有點怪
80.Roommates Are A Bit Strange
80.室友都有點怪
There was a university boy who left home and moved into the dorm.After a few weeks his parents phoned to find out how he was. "What are your roommates like?”his mother asked.
一個男大學生離開家庭，搬進了集體學生宿舍。幾個星期后，他的父母打電話，問他生活得怎么樣。“你的室友怎么樣?”他母親問道。
"They are a bit strange，actually，”he told his mum，"On one side there is a man who keeps banging his head against the wall，and on the other side there is another man who just cries and moans.”
“說實話，他們都有點奇怪，”他告訴母親，“這邊住著一個男生，總是用頭撞墻;那邊住著另外一個男生，成天不是哭喊就是哀嘆。”
"I would keep to myself if I were you，"advised his mother.
“如果我是你，我就不同他們來往。”他母親建議道。
"Oh，I do，”the son replied.“I just stay in my room all day and play my bagpipes.”
“噢，我就是這樣做的，”兒子回答道，“我整天都待在自己的房間里吹風笆。”
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