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        英語小笑話 - Is The Seal Broken?

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        A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.

        The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

        "What are you doing," his mother asked?

        "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."


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