每日一笑Teacher and Student. (8.22)
Teacher and Student.
Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?
Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.
Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.
Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"
老師和學(xué)生
老師：杰克，你為什么不認(rèn)真聽(tīng)講？
杰克：老師，我正在聽(tīng)課呀！
老師：如果你剛才在聽(tīng)課，那告訴我剛才我說(shuō)的什么。
杰克：您說(shuō)的是：“杰克，你為什么不認(rèn)真聽(tīng)講？”
昨日鏈接
個(gè)人電腦問(wèn)題,聽(tīng)力暫時(shí)不可使用,委屈各位詞友了哦.
有位熱心的詞友發(fā)信息給我,說(shuō)每日E文專(zhuān)欄更新有點(diǎn)快.
是否可以隔天更新,我把這個(gè)"權(quán)利"(應(yīng)該是難題)交給各位了哦.
說(shuō)下你們的意見(jiàn)或者建議吧!!!!!
小格言:夢(mèng)想對(duì)于每個(gè)人來(lái)說(shuō)都是遙不可及的,
但是對(duì)于有夢(mèng)想的人來(lái)說(shuō)是人生的一種動(dòng)力.
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