每日一笑God and Grandma(8.21)

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                 God and Grandma

   Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers
　　when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. 　"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I
PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." His older brother nudged the younger
brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
　　To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

　　　　　　　　　　　上帝和祖母。　　　
　　　
　　　　兩個小男孩在他們的祖父母家過夜。在睡覺時間時，這兩個小
　　男孩跪在床上祈禱。弟弟用非常大的聲音祈禱著。“我祈求有一輛新
　　自行車……我祈求有一個新游戲機……我祈求有一個新錄像機……”
　　他的哥哥用肘輕輕地碰了弟弟一下，說：“你為什么這么大聲地喊叫
　　呢？上帝又不是聾子。”
　　　　弟弟聽了回答道：“上帝是不聾，可奶奶聾呀！”

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