每日一笑(8.20)Patient and Doctor.
Patient and Doctor.
Patient: Doctor, I need your help. I think I'm a dog.
Psychologist: That's awful. Come into my office and lie
down on the couch.
Patient: I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture.
病人和醫生。
病人：醫生，我需要你的幫助。我覺得我是一只狗。
心理醫生：那可太痛苦了。到我的辦公室里來，躺在長椅上。
病人：我不能。因為我被禁止到家具上去。
昨日鏈接
想了解下大家對"每日一笑"專欄有什么意見或者建議呢?
或者你有好的笑話請你提供哦.
大家一起參與才是我們專欄的宗旨哦.謝謝你們和我聯系哦....
個人電腦問題,聽力暫時不可使用,委屈各位詞友了哦.
小格言:笑是一種自由,沒有范圍,沒有國界.
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