美國(guó)十怪：超級(jí)爆笑的“美國(guó)現(xiàn)象”
只有在美國(guó)……叫pizza比叫救護(hù)車快。
2. only in america......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink。
只有在美國(guó)……殘疾人專用停車位被設(shè)在滑雪道前面。
3. only in america......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front。
只有在美國(guó)……藥店把售藥窗口設(shè)在后門(mén)，要病人繞一大圈過(guò)去買(mǎi)；而用前門(mén)的好位子來(lái)向正常人出售香煙。
4. only in america......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke。
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