每日一笑(8.19)
How do I get the gum out?
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess
explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane
landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said,
"I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from
my ears?"
怎樣把口香糖取出來？
當空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助于他們
防止耳鳴。飛機著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“
我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來呢？”
昨日鏈接
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