看笑話學英語18:They Are directly from America它們是從美國帶來的
聽笑話學英語:They Are directly from America它們是從美國帶來的
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her.
一位中國老太太去美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒給她的美元。
At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real.
在銀行柜臺，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。
It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money.
這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最后她實在忍不住說：“相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。
They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
這些都是真正的美元，它們都是直接從美國帶來的。”
英語單詞學習：
1 deposit
n. 存款；保證金；沉淀物
vt. 使沉積；存放
vi. 沉淀
eg:The initial deposit required to open an account is a minimum 100 dollars.
開戶需要的首筆存入額是至少100美元。
短語
Time deposit [金融] 定期存款 ; [金融] 按期存款 ; 定期賬戶 ; 按期放款
Demand deposit [金融] 活期存款
bank deposit 銀行存款 ; 河岸沉積〔物 ; 信貸 ; [地質] 岸邊沉積
cash deposit [金融] 保證金 ; 現款押金 ; [金融] 現金存款 ; 現金儲蓄
advance deposit 定金 ; 客人為了確保能有房間而提前支付給公司的一筆押金 ; 預繳押金 ; 預付押金
Carbon deposit 積碳 ; 碳質沉淀物 ; 積炭 ; 碳積
deposit rate [金融] 存款利率 ; [金融] 存款率 ; 沉積速度 ; [林] 沉積量
public deposit [金融] 政府存款 ; 公眾存款
savings deposit [金融] 儲蓄存款 ; 銀行存單 ; [金融] 儲蓄放款 ; 儲存
2 uttering
v. 發出；作聲；使用偽幣（utter的ing形式）
n. 故意提供或傳遞偽造文件罪
eg：He uttered a snorting laugh.
他撲哧一聲笑了。
短語
cathode uttering 陰極濺射
More Uttering 有假
uttering somethellong 書寫符號
Uttering Nothing 說出什么
io uttering 離子濺射
Uttering Hills Cave 出言山窟
uttering false coins 蓄意使用偽幣
Uttering a forged document 行使假文件
Uttering and Publishing 行使假文件
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