你干嘛喝這么多水呀？
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What's that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝這么多水呀？
杰克：我剛才吃了個(gè)蘋果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什么關(guān)系呢？
杰克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。
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