外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹102：愚蠢的兔子(中英)
Little Steve has a pet rabbit, Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunny by the ears. From time to time he gives the poor rabbit an angry shake and says: "How much is two plus two?"
小史蒂夫有一只心愛的兔子名叫本尼。他每天放學(xué)以后都和兔子玩。一天，他媽媽看見他抓著兔子的耳朵，不時(shí)地?fù)u著那只可憐的兔子，憤怒地說:“二加二等于幾?”
“Steve,” says his mother, "Why do you treat your poor little Bunny that way?"
“史蒂夫，”他媽媽說:“你為什么那樣對待可憐的小本尼?”
"Well,”explains Steve angrily，"Our teacher says that rabbits multiply very quickly, but this dummy can't even add.”
“哼，”史蒂夫氣憤地解釋道:“我們老師說兔子算乘法算得很快，但這個(gè)笨蛋連加法都不會(huì)。”
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