英文笑話:Why Women
Joke：Why Women
Why don't women have men's brains？ Because they don't have penises to keep them in.
Why don't women blink during foreplay？ They don't have time.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg？ They won't stop to ask directions.
Why did God put men on Earth？ Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
What do electric trains and breasts have in common？ They're intended for children， but the men usually end u playing with them.
Why do men masturbate？ It's sex with someone they love.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs？ So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white？ So he can tell if he's coming or going.
What can a bird do that men can't？ Whistle through its pecker.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future？ He buys two cases of beer.
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