這回輪到他在床上翻騰了
A man tossed around in bed at midnight, and his wife asked him why he did so.
“Tomorrow is the last day that I must return the money I owe John, our neighbor. But I have no $300, so I can't sleep.”
“Oh, for that reason.” His wife got off from the bed and went to open the window. She cried toward the neighbor’s house loudly, “Hi, John, Listen! My husband won't return your money tomorrow.”
Then she closed the window and went back to the bed and said to his husband, “Now you can sleep well. It is his turn to toss around in bed, dear.”
一男的躺床上到半夜還翻過(guò)來(lái)掉過(guò)去的，老婆就問(wèn)他這是怎么的了。
“我欠咱鄰居強(qiáng)子的錢，明天是最后一天，必須得還了。可我沒(méi)300塊錢，所以睡不著。”
“噢，就為這事啊。”他老婆下了床，過(guò)去打開窗戶，對(duì)著鄰居家大聲喊著：“嘿，強(qiáng)子，聽著點(diǎn)啊！明兒我老公還不了你錢了。”
說(shuō)完她把窗戶關(guān)上，回到床上，對(duì)老公說(shuō)：“親愛的，現(xiàn)在你可以好好睡了，這回輪到他在床上翻騰了。”
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