第1392期英語笑話Excuse for Speeding 趕緊到達(dá)那里
Excuse for Speeding
趕緊到達(dá)那里
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你們?yōu)槭裁撮_那么快？”警官喊道。
"Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發(fā)生事故前趕緊到達(dá)目的地。”
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