笑話習(xí)題簿11.1.14
Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.
旅行者：我還能趕上3點(diǎn)鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎？
售票員：那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分鐘前開(kāi)出。
練習(xí):
現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)啦？
答案：
三點(diǎn)一刻。
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