笑話習題簿11.1.13

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       When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation."
   The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for 11 years. When he left us, we were very satisfied."　
　　彼得斯聽說自己被解雇了，便去見人力資源部的頭頭。“既然我在公司干了這么久，”他說，“我想至少該給我一封推薦信。”
   人力資源部主任同意了，并說他第二天就可拿到該信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看到一封信，上面寫道：“喬納森?彼得斯在我們公司干了11年。當他離去的時候，我們很滿意。”
練習:
你看懂了么？
答案：
與其說是推薦信。。。還不如不推薦。。。

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