擁擠的月亮

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A geography teacher once told her class, “The moon is so large that several million people could live here.”
One boy started laughing, “It sure must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”

一位地理老師告訴他的學生：“月亮非常大，它可以容納幾百萬人在上面居住。”
有一個男孩笑了，“當月亮由滿月變成月牙兒,上面的人該有多么擁擠啊？”

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