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        英文笑話:The Good, Bad and Ugly

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          Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

          Good: Your wife's not talking to you

          Bad: She wants a divorce

          Ugly: She's a lawyer

          Good: Your son is finally maturing

          Bad: He's involved with the woman next door

          Ugly: So are you

          Good: Your son studies a lot in his room

          Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.

          Ugly: You're in them

          Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids

          Bad: You can't find your birth control pills

          Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

          Good: Your husband understands fashion

          Bad: He's a cross-dresser

          Ugly: He looks better than you

          Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter

          Bad: She keeps interrupting

          Ugly: With corrections

          Good: Your son is dating someone new

          Bad: It's another man

          Ugly: He's your best friend

          Good: Your daughter got a new job

          Bad: As a hooker

          Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients

          Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

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