我不太喜歡這個滑翔傘。
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.
Lying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."
兩個傻瓜牽著手站在一個懸崖上。有一些鸚鵡停在每個臂上，其他鸚鵡排隊上他的手臂。
幾分鐘后，他們都跳下懸崖，掉到地上。
躺在彼此在重癥監護在醫院，一個白癡說的，“我不認為這是蹦極。”
另一個回答說，“是的，我不太喜歡這個滑翔傘。”
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