英語笑話:confession
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.
the Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
the drunk replies, “ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either.”
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