英語小笑話 - Too Young

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This 40 year old guy is driving home from work and he pulls into his driveway, walked up to his apartment, and then sees his girlfriend with her bag packed up. He says, "Honey, why are you leaving me"
she say, " cus I hear you're a pedifile!"

He responds, "Pedifile?... Thats a pretty big word for a 10 year old, don't you think?"

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