英語笑話笑死人不償命49: 爬的越高跌得越重(雙語)
The Blgger They Are the Harder They Fa
爬得越跌得越重
The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy.
一位心理醫師感到有些厭煩。他已治好一名病人的幻想癥，但那名患者似乎仍然不快樂。
"What's the matter, Mr. Jones?" he inquired. "Aren't you glad to be dealing with the world realistically?"
“到底是怎么一回事，瓊斯先生？”他詢問道。“難道你不喜歡踏實地面對周圍的一切嗎？
"Oh, sure. Doc, sure .... Only, last year I was Genghis Khan and now I' m nobody ! "
“喔，是的，醫生，我是很愿意。只是去年我還是成吉思汗，現在我成了無名之輩！”
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