那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事74：成功

相關(guān)文章

• 趣味英語問答（四）

  Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake.怎樣才能不讓夢(mèng)游者（sleepwalker）夢(mèng)游（walk in his sleep）呢？最簡(jiǎn)單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。雖然這不是治療...

  2018-11-25 英語笑話

• Driver illegally parks

  　　A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment， and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive u...

  2018-12-10 英語笑話

• 民主黨人患了SARS

  退回到上個(gè)世紀(jì)50年代，美國的民主黨曾竭力發(fā)展現(xiàn)代的福利國家體系，該體系是早在20年以前羅斯福總統(tǒng)執(zhí)政期間所創(chuàng)立的。當(dāng)時(shí)某些共和黨人批評(píng)國會(huì)中的共和黨議員不僅過分地與民主黨人合作，而且還聽他們領(lǐng)導(dǎo)。這些...

  2018-12-10 英語笑話

• 耳聾者的麻煩

  　　THREE very deaf ladies were travelling on top of an open bus.　　“Windy， isn't it？” asked one.　　“No， it isn't Wednesday， it's Thursday，” said the second.　　“Yes， I'm thirsty， too. Let's get o...

  2018-12-10 英語笑話

• Keys to Success成功的關(guān)鍵

  　　One day a father was teaching his son and said， “The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise， you must carry it out on matter what will happe...

  2018-12-10 英語笑話

• 黑人給白人的一封信 雙語笑話

  黑人給白人的一封信Dear white, something you got to know 　　親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。　　When I was born, I was black. 　　當(dāng)我出生時(shí)，我是黑色的　　When I grow up, I a...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話

• Economists in parades

  　　There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.　　After the tanks and the troops and the planes and the missiles rolled by there came ten men dressed in black.　　“Are...

  2018-12-10 英語笑話
• 

  外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹106：理論與實(shí)踐的區(qū)別(中英)

  A guy was walking along the street one night, when he came upon a man一a theoretical physicist一on his hands and knees under a streetlight, searching the street. The fellow asked him what he...

  2018-11-01 英語笑話

• Musician Joke(13)

  　　Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller？When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said：“Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”更多 英語笑話、英...

  2019-01-02 英語笑話
• 

  以牙還牙-看漫畫學(xué)英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫

  garfield:the lone gourmet strikes again.加菲貓：孤獨(dú)的美食者再次受到打擊。garfield：yawn.加菲貓：打哈欠。garfield:you go out and play,pooky.加菲貓：你到外面玩去，波基。garfield:what the...?加菲貓：什么？ga...

  2018-10-30 英語笑話