外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹106：理論與實踐的區別(中英)
A guy was walking along the street one night, when he came upon a man一a theoretical physicist一on his hands and knees under a streetlight, searching the street. The fellow asked him what he was looking for, and the theoretician replied, "I' m looking for my car keys.” Being a helpful sort, the fellow started searching, too. After a time he asked, "Are you sure you lost them here?"
一天晚上，一個小伙子在街上漫步時遇到了一個理論物理學家。只見他正爬在路燈下，像是在尋找什么東西。小伙子問他在找什么。那個理論家回答:“我在找我的車鑰匙。”出于好心，小伙子也開始幫著他找鑰匙。過了一會兒，小伙子問:“你確定鑰匙丟在這里了嗎?”
"Of course not,” replied the theoretician. "But at least there's light here.”
“當然不是了，”理論家答道，“但是至少這兒有光亮。”
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