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        那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事

        Sleeping pills
        安眠藥

        Bob was having trouble getting to slesp at night. He went to see his doctor,who pre8cribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
        鮑勃晚上總失眠。他去看醫生,醫生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。

        Sunday night Bob took the pills,slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strollsd in and said tO his boss: " I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
        星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥,睡得很好,鬧鐘還沒響他就醒了。他到了辦公室,慢慢迢達進去,對老板說:我今天早上起床很順利。

        "That's fine,”roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
        很好!“老板吼道,那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?” 

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