Half Price
Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.
John: How is that?
Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price.
中文：
杰克：我女兒的音樂課對我來說就是一筆財富呀。
約翰：這是怎么回事呢？
杰克：因為音樂課使我們只用半價就買下了鄰居的房子。
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