那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事147：他是真的病了嗎?
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Is he really ill？
他是真的病了嗎?
On a hot summer day an elderly gentIeman faints in the street.A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
在一個炎熱的夏天，一位上了年紀的男子昏倒在街頭。人們立刻圈了上去。
"Give the poor man a glass of brandy,n advises a woman.
“給這個可憐的人一杯白蘭地吧。”一位女士建議道。
"Give him a heart massage,¨says someone else.
“給他一點治心臟病的藥。”另外一個人說。
"No, just give him some brandy，"insists the woman.
“不，還是給他一些白蘭地。一那位女士堅持說。
"call an ambulance,n yells another person.
"叫輛救護車吧. "有人叫道。
"A brandy!"
“一杯白蘭地！”
The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up,everbody and do as the kind lady says!"
這時，那個人突然坐起來嚷道，“都閉嘴．就照那位好心的太太說得去做！”
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