外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹176：一元錢(中英)
The teacher asked Tom:"Why did you come to school so late this morning?"
老師問湯姆:“今天早上你為什么遲到了?”
"Someone lost one dollar.”Answered Tom.
“有個人丟了一塊錢。”湯姆回答說。
"Oh，now I know money ,”the teacher you helped him find said.
“噢，我知道了，你幫助他找錢了。”老師說。
"No,I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.
“我一直站在那一塊錢上，直到所有的人都走了。”湯姆回答說。
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