趣味圖片英語笑話：eggheads 書呆子（雙語）
Reality have sent me! I'm here to show you eggheads how things really are! Outside - now! We are going to brawl! Noses are going be crushed! Expect super hard kicks in the balls!
現(xiàn)實有發(fā)給我!我在這里向你們書呆子展示一些真的東西!出去,現(xiàn)在!我們要打架!鼻子會碎!期待球超級難踢!
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