你輸了
On her return from school，little Dolly，aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother．She see med glad，and presently said：
"Will you give me a stamp，daddy？I want to write and tell brother Tom．"
The father was touched by this，and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother，who was away at school．Later，curious to know how she would tell the news，he took an opportunity to read what she had writen．He received something of a shock on reading the following：
"Dear Tom， It's come off today．You've lost；it's a boy．"
你輸了
放學回到家里，十歲的小多莉被拉過來坐在她爸爸的膝上，她被告知那天仙女們帶來了一個大大的驚奇——一個嬰兒小弟弟。她似乎很高興，馬上說：
“爸爸，你能不能給我一張郵票？我要寫信告訴湯姆哥哥。”
父親被這話感動了，他為小姑娘提供了給她哥哥寫信所需的各種用具，她的哥哥住在學校里。后來，想知道她是怎么報告這個消息的，他找機會讀了她寫的信。在讀到下面這兩行字時，他差點兒驚呆了：
“親愛的湯姆：
“今天結果出來了，你輸了；是個男孩?！?
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