是哪兩個詞？
A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．"My dear，" said the old lady，"I wish you would do something for me．I wish you would promise me never to use two words．One is‘lousy’and the other is‘swell’．Would you promise me that？ "
"Why，sure，Granny，" said the girl．"What are the two words？"
是哪兩個詞？
一個非常高貴的老夫人有幾句話要對她的孫女說。“我親愛的，”老夫人說：“我希望你能幫我一個忙。我要你答應永遠不要用兩個詞。一個是‘討厭的’，另一個是‘極好的’。你能答應我嗎？”
“噢，當然，奶奶。”女孩說：“是哪兩個詞？”
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