還有我們老師
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Emily, she's a lawyer, ' or 'That's David, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher...she's dead."
孩子們都照完相后，老師想勸他們每人買張集體照的相片。
“試想一下，那有多美呀！等你們都長大了，瞧著它說‘這有埃米莉，她做了律師’，或者‘這是戴維，他當了醫生’。”
在教室后面爆出個小小的聲音：“這還有我們老師……她死了。”
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