雙語笑話 U married mine
Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.
Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?
Little boy: Grandma.
Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?
Little boy: Why not? You married mine.
中文翻譯：
小男孩：爸爸，我想結婚。
爸爸打趣地問道：噢！誰是你心中合適的人選？
小男孩：奶奶。
爸爸：等一下，你認為我會讓你娶我的媽媽？
小男孩：為什么不？你娶了我的媽媽。
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