那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事1：你太晚了
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事
1：你太晚了 You are too late
On a bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. MY wife did it before you."
在公共汽車上，有個(gè)人發(fā)現(xiàn)小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里o
"對(duì)不起,"他對(duì)小偷說(shuō)，"你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做過(guò)同樣的事情了。”
更多 英語(yǔ)笑話 英語(yǔ)小笑話 英文笑話 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資料，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/7049.html
相關(guān)文章
-
第1424期雙語(yǔ)笑話 如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理 if I Am a Manager
if I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The te...
2018-11-28 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事108：甜蜜的報(bào)復(fù)
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事Sweet revenge 甜蜜的報(bào)復(fù) A grandmother gave a water pistol as a birthday gift to her grandson.So he was...
2018-10-31 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹220：大學(xué)畢業(yè)生(中英)
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep o...
2018-11-01 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
英文笑話:Brain Teaser
There were 2 island in the South Pacific……The 1st island was filled with chics， the other was only 5 men. After years of waiting， all of them wanted to get across the island and screw all the...
2018-12-26 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
英漢幽默故事選讀【66】
The Cat and the Saucer An antiques collector was passing a small shop when he noticed a cat on the sidewalk out front, licking milk from a saucer. The man immediately realized the saucer was ve...
2019-01-06 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
每日一笑（4.29）
Who do you think you are? (你以為你是誰(shuí)？) The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. “It is too crowded, “the...
2018-11-19 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話94
1. Go Barefoot In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't k...
2018-11-21 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua， a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says， “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can ha...
2018-12-09 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
Question / Answer Jokes(51)
Q：How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb？ A：That is a military secret. If I told you I would have to kill you.更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)...
2019-01-04 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
Question / Answer Jokes(4)
20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters II 11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list. 12. Get a catapult....
2019-01-04 英語(yǔ)笑話
