那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事2：你做了什么壞事
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事
2：What is your offense 你做了什么壞事
It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”
圣誕佳節(jié)到來(lái)，法官心情愉悅地問(wèn)犯人：“你做了什么壞事啊？”
“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.
“我今年圣誕節(jié)購(gòu)物早了些”犯人回答。
“There's nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. How early were you doing this shopping?”
“這么做沒(méi)錯(cuò)啊，”法官說(shuō)：“到底多早之前啊？“
“Before the store opened, ”answered the prisoner.
“商店開(kāi)門之前“犯人答道。
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