她登機后發現自己的座位僅靠窗子。
It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
一位女士頭一回坐飛機。她登機后發現自己的座位僅靠窗子。
After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.
她坐好后，一位男士走過來堅持說她坐了他的位子。這位女士根本不聽，只告訴他走開
"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."
“好吧，”男士回答道。“如果你真想這樣，你來開飛機吧。”
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