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　　Mother： I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning， Johnny， and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that？

　　Johnny： Well， I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other.

　　母親：約翰尼，今天早上我在食品櫥里放了兩塊蛋糕，現在只剩下一塊了，你說是怎么回事？

　　約翰尼：哦，我想是因為里面太黑，我沒有看見另一塊。

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