金魚Goldfish
Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing， he politely asked， "What are you up to there， Amy？"
"My goldfish died，" replied Amy tearfully， without lookingup， "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned， "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish， isn't it？"
Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied， "That's because he's inside your cat."
小艾米在她家的花園里往一個坑里填土，她的鄰居從花園的籬笆外面看到了。對這個面色沮喪小女孩的行動感興趣，他禮貌地問道：“艾米，你在這兒做什么？”
“我的金魚死了，”艾米頭也未抬，淚眼汪汪地說：“我剛把他埋葬了。”
他的鄰居關心地問：“對金魚來說，這個洞是不是太大了？”
艾米拍了拍最后一撮土，然后回答道：“因為金魚在你的貓肚子里面。”
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