賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之各民族趣談(2)：黑人英語(雙語)

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unit 2 black english黑人英語

the black couple already had eight children,and lula may was pregnant with her ninth. finally she convinced her husband to get a vasectomy.
一對黑人夫婦已有八個小孩，而魯拉·梅又懷了第九個小孩，最后她說服了她先生去做男性絕育手術。

on the morning of the operation, she was surprised to see her husband putting on a tuxedo and getting into a limousine for the short ride to the hospital.
手術的早晨，她驚訝地看見她老公穿著禮服，乘坐一輛禮車到不遠的醫院去。

"say, honey, what's all this about?"asked lula may.
“親愛的，這是怎么一回事啊？”魯拉·梅問道。

"baby, if you gonna be impo'tant, you gotta look impotant.
“寶貝，如果你想當名大人物的話，就要讓人一看就知道你很重要！”

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