Educational Joke(12)

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　　A man entered his doctor‘s office with a cucumber up his nose，a carrot in his left ear and a banana stuck in his right ear.“Doc，”he asked，“What’s wrong with me？”“Simple，”replied the doctor，“You aren‘t eating right.”

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