第1422期雙語笑話 廣告的效力
Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view。
一群商人正熱烈地討論在電視上做廣告。他們中沒有人做過，所以每個人都有自己的想法。
At this moment, Mr. Grey came by. Grey was a car dealer and he had once made an advertisement。
此時，格雷先生進來了。格雷是一個汽車經銷商，他曾經做過一次廣告。
"What are you talking about?" Mr. Grey asked。
“你們在討論什么？”格雷先生問。
"Does advertisement work or not?" one of the businessmen asked。
“廣告有用不？”其中一位商人問。
"Oh, yes, it works very fast," Mr. Grey said. " I once advertised for my watch-dog and offered a reward of $100."
“噢，有用，而且見效非常快。”格雷先生說，“我曾經發布了一條廣告，要招聘一個值班員，報酬是100美金。”
"Did you get the dog back?"
“你招聘到人了嗎？”
"No, but that very night three of my cars were stolen."
“沒，但是那個晚上我的三輛車被偷走了。”
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