英漢雙語笑話：新老師 The New Teacher
the new teacher
george comes from school on the first of september.
george, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
i didn't like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said
that two and four were six too.....
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？ 媽媽問。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。
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