Quote Joke(4)
In the front yard of a funeral home，“Drive carefully，we‘ll wait.”
In a nonsmoking area，“If we see you smoking，we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On a maternity room door，“Push，Push，Push.”
On a front door，“Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.”
At an optometrist‘s office，“If you don’t see what you‘re looking for，you’ve come to the right place.”
On a taxidermist‘s window，“We really know our stuff.”
On a butcher‘s window，“Let me meat your needs.”
On a fence，“Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”
At a car dealership，“The best way to get back on your feet――miss a car payment.”
Outside a muffler shop，“No appointment necessary. We‘ll hear you coming.”
On a desk in a reception room，“We shoot every 3rd salesman，and the 2nd one just left.”
In a veterinarian‘s waiting room，“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit！Stay！”
In a Beauty Shop，“Dye now！”
On the side of a garbage truck，“We‘ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.”（Burglars please copy.）
In a restaurant window，“Don‘t stand there and be hungry，come in and get fed up.”
Inside a bowling alley，“Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”
In a cafeteria，“Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.”
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