Quote Joke(5)
The following quotes are reported to have been taken from actual Federal（U.S.）employee performance evaluations：
-“He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”
-“This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”
-“He would argue with a signpost.”
-“A prime candidate for natural de-selection.”
-“Some drink from the fountain of knowledge；he only gargled.”
-“Takes him two hours to watch 60 minutes.”
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