The Weatherman
The Weatherman天氣預報員！
A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello？ How the heck do I know？ What do I look like, a weatherman？" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed. "Who was that？" asked his wife. "I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
丈夫和妻子睡得正香，電話響了。
丈夫拿起電話說:“你好。我怎么知道！難道我象個天氣預報員嗎？！”他扔掉電話又躲進被窩。
“誰呀？”妻子問。
“不知道，有個人向我打聽海濱地區(qū)是否晴天?！?/p>
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