她寧愿買一件禮物
SHE'D RATHER BUY A GIFT
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. “That's okay,” he said, “The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey.” Mom pondered that idea and then replied “I'd rather buy you a gift.”
她寧愿買一件禮物
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。“沒關(guān)系，”他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順。”媽媽沉思片刻后回答說，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物。”
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